"But it's Chinese!!! How can you not like Chinese?!!" "Uhm...because I've been to China and this tastes nothing like their food. Infact, they would probably want to sue you for defamation, on account of your claiming that this inedible garbage is theirs!!"
Seriously though, there's no comparison and no better way to show you exactly what I mean than through visuals.
What I ate looked like this:
And it tasted like slimy cardboard.
This is what it's supposed to look like:
Simple but absolutely slurrpalicious. I'd be willing to pay whatever amount for something this delish!
So, our lesson for today is 'If you want Chinese food, GO TO CHINA!!!'